Sliders

Photo source: http://www.whitecastle.com

Growing up in the northern suburbs of Chicago, I never heard of White Castle or their miniature hamburgers and cheeseburgers called “sliders” or “slyders,” until I was in my late twenty’s. That’s because there were no White Castle restaurants in the suburbs at that time. While working in Chicago late one evening I walked into my first White Castle. I was about fourth in line. The guy ahead of me ordered twelve cheese sliders, one French fry and one soft drink. I remember thinking how strange his order was. When I was able to place my order the cashier seemed shocked. "One cheese slider, one order of French fries, and a soft drink." “One slider?” He replied. He immediately knew that I had never had a slider before as he pointed to the grill. “That’s a slider sir. Now how many do you want?” If you don't already know, a slider bun is about 2-1/2"x2-1/2" The square meat on that bun is approximately the same size with the meat being about 1/8" thick. There are about five round holes punched out of the meat, apparently to allow the steam to come through the hamburgers, cooked on a bed of onions, allows the heat to steam the top of the bun too.

Homemade Sliders - I know they're not square

Looking at the grill and these very tiny hamburgers and cheeseburgers with holes cut out of them, I knew right away that one or two of them just wasn’t going to cut it. “I’ll take six.” I replied. I proceeded to my car with my dinner in hand and proceeded to scarf down each and every one of those sliders. I thought about going back to order six more but didn’t. Like most foods that have withstood the test of time, there will always be controversy as to who made the first slider and when. The most common belief is that it was White Castle. The people that love sliders, and there are many are called "Craver's." There is actually a whole "Craver Nation." If you've never had a White Castle slider be sure to add it to your bucket list. Does a slider fit the criteria of "comfort food?" I think it does for many Craver's. To better serve their customers you can buy sliders in the freezer section of your local grocers. For more information about White Castle sliders, visit them at http://www.whitecastle.com/.

To thick I think. Back to the drawing board

It seems that the older I get the more concerned I am, or supposed to be about my health. In America we are all familiar with the phrase “super-size it” when ordering fast food and getting the most food and calories, or “bang for your buck.” Today, if we are trying to be politically correct, we are supposed to be downsizing everything to keep fit. Not just the food or drinks that we order, but the size of our plates, and glassware as well. The theory is that a 9 inch plate full of food will satisfy your cravings visually without the calories of a 12 inch plate full of food. The USDA's new food icon is a brightly colored plate that breaks a healthy diet into four main sections: fruits, vegetables, grains and proteins, with a small side of dairy.

Over the past ten years “sliders” have popped up on restaurant menus across the country. Not content with just hamburger and cheeseburgers anymore, the “slider” has been born-again in many forms. Today restaurants everywhere are capitalizing on the slider craze by offering every form of slider they can come up with. There are hamburger sliders, cheeseburger sliders, tenderloin, meatloaf, crab cake, fish sliders, fried-chicken sliders, buffalo chicken sliders, pulled pork sliders… The list is endless. 

Kobe Beef Sliders

Today a slider can be served as a snack, a meal, or in a fancy-schmancy restaurant as a “Amuse Bouche,” pronounced ä-müz-'büsh. But in America we like to “super-size it.” So we don’t just settle for one slider. We want bigger, better and a whole plateful of them.

Three Sloppy Joe Sliders

So one day I entered one of those stores that I am forbidden from entering alone and found a square slider press. I just had to have it and my wife would just have to understand that I needed to make square sliders.

My new slider press

What can I say? It is the perfect tool for making perfectly square sliders. You wouldn't tell a mechanic that he can't have a wrench. Would you?

Right shape, we're getting there

It is starting to smell pretty good around here. I used ground chuck that was 80% lean to make these bad boys. Oh, I forgot the bed of onions. 

Square sliders almost finished

So now that I've made them, how do I fit my homemade sliders on the USDA's new food plate? I guess I could stack all of the buns in the grains section, the meats in the protein section and the onions in the vegetable section. The beer will just have to go in the dairy or fruit section. Better yet leave the plate at home, go to White Castle, grab a sack of sliders and enjoy. Problem solved. I wonder how lobster sliders would taste?

© TMelle 2012